Daily Photo Tour - Fortune Red's Treasure

Avast! If ye be after the keys to unlock yer future, Fortune Red of New Orleans Square will point ye in the right, proper direction. But be warned me hearty, Fortune Red be a buccaneer who don't take kindly to a squiffy or a scallywag. It'll cost ye two doubloons fer his consultation, savvy? After that, it be up to ye what ye do with the booty. So keep a weather eye, or it could be Davy Jone's locker for ye!

Daily Photo Tour - Fortune Red

Step right up to have your fortune read by Fortune Red! I did, and he told me that people want some pirate pictures. So I asked him to smile for me, and this is what I got. If you get the feeling that you're about to be made into an adult who has a sweet job testing toys, you're not alone. Fortune Red and his Main Street counterpart, Esmeralda, both emanate a slightly Zoltar feeling. If you don't follow, I'm referencing the Tom Hanks move "Big". I think these Disneyland fortune tellers are amazing, funny, and a lot less creepy than Zoltar. If you're not sure where to find Fortune Red, you're not alone again. While I was taking this picture, a woman thought I was trying to take a picture of a bathroom! People can be so weird, right? Fortune Red is tucked away across from Cafe Orleans in New Orleans Square. Pay him a visit next time you're headed that way. He'll help you unlock the buried treasure of your future.